BUTT-BUMP! New card available!

It’s a 2-color silkscreened card on thick cotton paper, standard 4¼” x 5½” size.
Celebratory butt-poem inside: 
"Our behinds are bodacious / the best buns alive
So let’s bump butts together / with a cheeky high-five!”

Comes with a fancy envelope! Dang! Wowee!
All this for just $5. If you want it in time for V-Day, order soon!

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    Who wouldn’t want to receive one of these? Get one for your Valentine.
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